Dvaja malý rómovia nájdu samopal. Jeden z nich hovorí:
- Dik more, to je saxofón! Ja budem fúkať a ty stláčaj#52
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK.
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or
on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
#1051
Stretnú dvaja rómovia ďalšieho, ten sa ich pýta:
"Dik more, kde idete?"
"Ideme po...našu Aranku!"
"Dik more, môžem ísť s váma?"
"Dik, jasné že môžeš!"
Tak sa ich postupne nazbiera 50. Dôjdu k Aranke,otvorí jej mama a pýta sa:
"Dik more, čo chcete?"
"Teta, došli sme pojebať vašu Aranku!"
"Tak to si vyhodzte zhlavy, naša Aranka neni žádná kurvisko!"
"Ideš len ty,ty a ty!"#1572